Welcome to the House of a Thousand Hues! Step into a world where color knows no bounds and DIY dreams run wild! Basement could be used as a third master bedroom! From the moment you walk through the door, you'll be greeted by a kaleidoscope of hues that could make a rainbow blush. Every nook and cranny of this abode has been lovingly touched by my hand (sometimes a little too lovingly, if you catch my drift). But fear not, dear buyer, for beneath the layers of mismatched paint and quirky quirks lies a sturdy home bursting with character and potential. And that's not all! This quirky gem features a three-shelf dishwasher for those days when you just can't seem to get enough dishes dirty, a luxurious bidet for a touch of continental charm, and a tranquil pond to soothe the senses. Step outside onto the deck, a masterpiece of my own creation, where you can soak up the sunshine and relax. Plus, with energy-efficient features throughout, you can feel good about saving the planet while living your technicolor dream. So if you're ready to embark on a journey of color and creativity, come on down to this one-of-a-kind masterpiece. Who needs Pinterest-perfect when you can have perfectly imperfect?